Mom, I'm pregnant!

Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn't hit sand if he fell off a camel. Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if he were standing inside. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. Couldn't think/pee his way out of a paper bag. Couldn't write dialog for a porno flick.
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Taming Wild Cats
by Claude Face
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Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I'm Bushed!
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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to
chorus?
A: He wanted to sing higher!
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|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!
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How many weeks
are there in a light
year?
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Have you seen www.boomerang .com?
Yes, I
return to it again and again.
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Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new positionfor lovemaking.""Really," said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. "What is it?""Back to back.""But that's crazy. We can't do anything back to back.""Yes we can. I've persuaded another couple to help out."
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An old woman saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful.For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world. "Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.
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