Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the

three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
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What happens
if you play tabletennis with a
bad egg?
First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caesar
!
Caesar who ?
Caesar quickly before she gets away !
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|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband shot. She was sentenced to four years in jail.
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A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please" so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.
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What did the cannibal have for
lunch?
Baked beings (beans).
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A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later. Not knowing what to do with them, she finally decided to take them to the taxidermist and have them stuffed.
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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket."How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train.
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Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.
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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
pretty
girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in
me!
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