Monster jokes

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...Broiled Missionary: $25.00Fried Explorer: $35.00Baked Politician: $100.00.
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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down

to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal,
and
an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully
divided the
hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him,
one for
her, until each had half of them.
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Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex.
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Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?Indian: Dog no talk.Cowboy: Hey dog, hows it going?Dog: Doin alright.Indian: [extreme look of shock]Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]Dog: YepCowboy: How's he treat you?Dog: Real good.
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How do you
make a bandstand?
Take away
their chairs
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You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
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Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.
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A herd of buffalo can move
only as fast as the slowest
buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it
is the slowest and weakest
ones at the back that are killed first.
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Great news, teacher says we have a test today
come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
It's snowing
outside!
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