Monster jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al
!
Al who ?
Al lied !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Burns
!
Burns who ?
Burns me up !
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Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
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Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
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Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did he.
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The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon." "Uh huh," said the old man."We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon," said the old woman. "Uh huh," said the old man.
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1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.3. Women never have anything to wear.
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What did one slug say to another who
had hit him and
rushed off?
I'll get you next slime!
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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman
petitions the
court for a
divorce on the grounds that her husband
"beats her." The Judge,
wanting every detail asked how often it was he
beat the woman.

"Every damn time your Honor," she sighed, "Every
damn time
!"
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"What are you reading?" demanded
the father
of his seven-year-old.

"A story about a cow jumping over the
moon," was the reply.

"Throw that book away at once," he
commanded.

"How many times have I told you you're too young to read
science
fiction?"
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