Monster jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
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How is a hailstone like an
onion?


-They are both whitish and have layers
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What's big, grey and flies straight up
?
An elecopter !
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Why are elephants grey ?
So you can tell
them from flamingos !
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Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat. While Jones is changing the tire, another cargoes by, running over the hub cap in which Jones was keeping the lugnuts. the nuts are all knocked into a nearby storm drain.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple
!
Apple who ?
Apple the door myself!
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Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually theyend up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at theelephant, sees its willy, points to it and says, "Mummy, whatis that long thing?" His mother replies, "That, son, is the elephant's trunk." "No, at the other end.
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What is
the Cuban national anthem?

''Row Your Boat!''
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The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn't get some loving real soon. He had his chauffeured limousine take him to a high-priced specialist who studied him and then gave him a shot of spermatozoa.
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