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Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the
perfect guy."
Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come
true!"
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The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two week vacation/honeymoon. The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, "Well, hi Jimmy, how ya been lover ? Long time no see.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brent
!
Brent who ?
Brent out of shape !
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Who's there !
Brent
!
Brent who ?
Brent out of shape !
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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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It was about a month
ago when a man in
Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to
his
priest:
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee
in
my attic."
"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a
sin."
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he
stayed.
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ago when a man in
Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to
his
priest:
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee
in
my attic."
"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a
sin."
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he
stayed.
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60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn on the heat 40 You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming 35 Italian cars don't start 32 Water freezes 30 You plan your vacation to Australia 25 Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream,
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