Monster jokes

|The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will become of you.The boss appears at your cubicle and finds you playing DOOM at your desk, you... A. Swear to take the game off your hard drive forever, but first make a copy for his kid. B.
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There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should call his new bar.One guy said, "just name it a pub." Another said, "just name it the bar." The thrid guy said, "name it Suzy's Legs".The owner like that one so he called his bar Suzy's Legs.
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How many biologists does
it take to
change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to write the
environmental-impact
statement.
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Employer: "In this job we need someone

who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last
job, every time anything
went wrong, they said I was
responsible."
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"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.""Went away?" "They disappeared.""Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing.""Nothing?" "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.
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Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of dollar bills and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile.
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|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!
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What happened to the cannibal lion?
He
had to swallow his pride.
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One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there are some things in life that aren't addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with them.The Pastor responded, "There are no such things, give me an example of what you are talking about".The woman responded, "PMS is not in the Bible".
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I
have to walk by you
again?
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