Monster jokes

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway. They began to get pretty hot and heavy when the guy reached into his pants and placed his cock in her hand.She froze, jumped up and said, "I've got two words for you, DROP DEAD!"Then he said, "I've got two words for you, LET GO!".
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Hear about the blonde
explorer?
She
bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara

Desert.
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ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:*Directions: Use like regular soap.FROZEN DINNER SERVING SUGGESTION:*Defrost.ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:*Fits one head.
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How many pilots does it take to change a
light
bulb?
None, it is done by the automatic pilot.
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The Japenese Way of Death
by Harri
Kirri
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A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying: If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.
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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a
ghastly station.
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How can you spell chilly with two
letters?
IC (icy) .
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While leading the Friday evening

services, the Rabbi noticed a member of
the congregation, Bernie, walk in
with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi,
horrified, asked the Cantor to
continue the service and went to talk to
Bernie.
Rabbi: "What are
doing here with a dog?"
Bernie: "The dog came here to pray."
"Oh,
come on." says the Rabbi.
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Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed them, and started growling and generally getting really mean.The bear started to chase one of the guys, who, as it turns out, was from Czechoslovakia. The bear soon caught up with him, and ate him alive.
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