Monster jokes

Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
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Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...What's the definition of the perfect woman?She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put a can on it. The sports model has pull back ears and her teeth fold in.
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because
the chicken had his Easter eggs!
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Q: How many Taureans
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince
them that the burnt
out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a

hyena ?
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
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What do you call a ghost who only
haunts the
Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
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Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist

complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.


After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do

you brush?"

"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!"


"What do you brush with?" asked the dentist,


"Preparation H," said the redneck.
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A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higherand higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from anairplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him thenews. "So, did you jump?" the father asked.
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A strained voice called out through the

darkened
theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!"


Several men stood up as the lights came on.

An older lady pulled
her daughter to stand next to her,
"Good, are any of you doctors
single and interested in
a date with a good, Jewish girl?"
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The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him knowhow little you think of his evil!"The dying man said nothing.The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing.
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