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How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes!What is it when a blonde blows into anotherblondes ear?Data transfer.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?"I wonder if it's mine?"How do you confuse a blonde?Give her a package of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?Because she read that one child out of every four born, was Chinese.Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator?She couldn't learn the route.Why did the blonde drive around the block fifty-seven times?Her turn signal was stuck.Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs?She needed them for the darkroom she was building.Why are the Japanese so smart?No blondes.
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Who dropped a wad of notes with
an elastic
band round them?
I did!
Well, here's the elastic band.
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an elastic
band round them?
I did!
Well, here's the elastic band.
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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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What famous pig actor made a movie about
Frankenswine?
Boaris Karloff.
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Frankenswine?
Boaris Karloff.
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A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump, when the station cuts to a commercial.Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going to jump.Blonde: OK.(Back to newscast : He jumped!)Blonde: OK. I lost. Here's my $20 to you.Brunette: No, that was too easy. I can't take it.
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One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney
Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned
around and went home.
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Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned
around and went home.
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The first
woman recruit in the Army
reported for duty and was told that although her
quarters would be in a
separate building, she was to mess with the men.
It wasn't
until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant
to eat her
meals with them.
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woman recruit in the Army
reported for duty and was told that although her
quarters would be in a
separate building, she was to mess with the men.
It wasn't
until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant
to eat her
meals with them.
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Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!Sent by Tiffany
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Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the
timpanist?
A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which
one.
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timpanist?
A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which
one.
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Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.
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One day a boy and his father were at the
dining room
table
working on the boy's Social Studies homework,
the chapter
about government. The boy turns to his father and
asks,
"Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?"
The father
replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."
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dining room
table
working on the boy's Social Studies homework,
the chapter
about government. The boy turns to his father and
asks,
"Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?"
The father
replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."
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