mosquito and a fly

How to Catch a White Elephant ========================== === Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you amuffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close,drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it.
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Teacher: What's a robin?
Fred: A bird that
steals, ma'am.
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WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.
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An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. "A bit airy, isn't it?" remarked the American. Hearing this, the Cockney girl replied indignantly,"'Ell yes! What did you expect - feathers?!"
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What dog always gets on everyone's nerves?
A
great pane!
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I've
Been Bitten! by A. Flea
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A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down the street one day with a mate, when they came across a busking act, an Italian with an organ grinding monkey. Our incipient racist stunned his friend by throwing a couple of bucks into the hat."I thought you hated Italians?" was the comment as the friend recovered.
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A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
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Falling from
a Window by Eileen Dowt
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