Mouse jokes

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car
speeding through
an automated radar.

A $40 speeding ticket was
included.

Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of
$40.

The police responded with another mailed photo -- of
handcuffs.
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Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" one man asked his companion. "I dunno," came the reply, "Maybe we aren't throwing the dog up high enough."
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At the end of the night a
man leaves the bar.
Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and
slaps her in the face.
Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks
her over.

He proceeds to kick her several times and when he's
done he bends down
to her and says, "not so tough tonight, are you
Batman?"
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A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall.The drunk says, "Forget it, buddy, there's no paper in this one, either!"
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An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your

methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree
will
give you less than twenty pounds of apples."
"I won't be
surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange
tree".
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I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your left." Again, a flawless read. "Now both," I requested. There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top line.
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Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops her nail file.
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This man was sitting quietly reading his
paper one
morning, peacefully
enjoying himself,
when his wife
sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his
head with a
huge
frying pan.
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|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?A: Coop-cakes!Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?A: An eggroll!Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?A: The bombshell!Q: What does an alarm cluck say?A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!" Q:
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Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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