Movie and TV jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
An author
!
An author who ?
An author joke like this and I'm off !
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In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substance and the darkness wasupon the face of the workers and they spoke among themselves,saying... "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.
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Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that's how dogs spend their lives.Don't worry about the world ending today...It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they
come out at night.
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4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???They turn it upsidedown.Sent by GC
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It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife. "That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your tits," he said.
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Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet.
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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac

arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes

of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced

dead.
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Parachute Jumping
by Hugo Furst
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