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|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.""Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.."
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At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, "Will we have to fight a World War Three?" "Yes, comrades, looks like you will," answers the general.
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Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honor. I wasn't listening.
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At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.
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First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second Spaceman:
So am I, it must be launch time !
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Second Spaceman:
So am I, it must be launch time !
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QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful
figure?
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
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figure?
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
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Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
prisoners? Why
would you care if a man you're planning to kill
anyway, kills himself?
Does it spoil the fun?
I also think
about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day
before his
execution, managed to take a drug overdose.
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prisoners? Why
would you care if a man you're planning to kill
anyway, kills himself?
Does it spoil the fun?
I also think
about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day
before his
execution, managed to take a drug overdose.
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Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.
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When the
lumberjacks sawed down the tree,
where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost
branches
land?
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
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lumberjacks sawed down the tree,
where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost
branches
land?
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
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This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them".The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone"
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How can you tell if you are looking at a police
glow-worm?
He has a flashing light.
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glow-worm?
He has a flashing light.
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