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A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks "This guy is pretty pretentious" and proceeds to pour him a drink of six-year-old scotch.
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What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?
A
morese-quito !
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Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."
Caddy:
"It's not supposed to be."
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : " DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS " At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law.
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Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not. They would say, "Sorry, sport, but your arrow's too short-- What we want is what Hercules' got." ---------------Euphemism is all very well, but if I really am going to hell, I'd rather it be for lechery, not for "loving the ladies too well.
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Son: Is it true?
Dad, I heard that in
ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until
he
marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
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Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
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Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin
on his
face?
A: He is stupid!
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|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC AlphaBetize CodeABR Add Beyond RangeACC Advance CPU ClockACDC Allow Controller to Delete ContentsACDP Allow Controller to Die PeacefullyACQT Advance Clock to Quitting TimeADB Another Dumb BugAEE Absolve Engineering ErrorsAFF Add Fudge
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Technical Night Before Christmas 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus.
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