Music jokes

The sheriff of a small
town was also the
town's
veterinarian.

One night the phone rang, and his wife
answered. An
agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"


"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a
vet?" the
wife asked.

"Both!" was the reply.
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True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in the hospital, after having surgery to rejoin my bones with pins and plates and such, I was in a great deal of pain and quite immobile. My nurse for that first night was a very nice 50ish lady with a strong German accent.
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Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
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What's a zombie's favorite pop song?

Dead sails in the sunset.
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil
company.
All day long she loved to run up and down the share price
list, laughing
and skipping. But one day she was very sad, because
she couldn't find
an interim dividend anywhere and she knew people
would be very angry if
she couldn't produce it.
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A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women.Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?""That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered.
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Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy--althoughMy boss let me go--Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking,Unaware time is ticking,There's beard on my cheek,Same clothes for a week,Happily addicted to the Web.
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How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.
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One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class. She told them that she would read a quote and the firststudent to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest ofthe day off.She started with "This was England's finest hour." Little Suzyinstantly jumped up and said, "Winston Churchill.
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