Music jokes

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
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A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the corporal, "The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?"The corporal replies, "On Fridays, they let us use the camels."The lieutentent is disgusted, but says nothing.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
kangaroo
?
Big holes all over Australia !
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have

call waiting?"
Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you
have call
waiting."
Customer: "Well, you should ask everybody!"

Tech Support: "Do you have call waiting?"
Customer: "What's
that?"
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What happened to the wizard who ran away with
the circus?
The police made him bring it back again.
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?Phil.
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Which insect didn't play well in goal?
The
fumble bee!
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A couple of pigeons made a
date to meet on
the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The
female was
there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.
"Where were you? I
was worried sick."
"It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips.....Sent by deadcatz
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