Music jokes

A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a few questions." He says, "All right." She says, "All right...what is that thing that hangs between my fianc?'s legs?" The doctor says, "That's the penis. The male organ, the penis.
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|Q: Why don't blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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How can you tell if a ghost is
about to
faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
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Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my

soup.
Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
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One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her new, shiny red sports car. Suddenly, she jammed on the brakes, and she brought the car to a sideways, screeching halt. She quickly jumped out of the car, and ran up the road a little way, to where she began fuming in anger.
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Q: What do you call cheese that's not
yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
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Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because
they make themselves cross.
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a
millionhare!
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Where would you put an injured insect ?
In an
antbulance !
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|1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.3. I'll kill myself if I don't get a job.4. I know where you live.5. Any sentence beginning with "I was recently acquitted."6.
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