Music jokes

An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dahbi
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A young couple got married and they've never made love before. On their wedding night, the new bride is quite anxious to get things going, but the man seemed to be having some difficulty. Finally, he starts to undress. When he takes off his pants, she notices that his knees are deeply pockmarked and scarred.
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Why did the horse go behind the
tree?
To
change his jockeys.
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What disease do horses fear most?
Hay
Fever!
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What did the black cat say
to the fish
?
I've got a bone to pick with you !
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A salesman walking along the beach found a

bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.
"I will
grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since
Satan
still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as

well -- only double."

The salesman thought about this for a while.
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This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first time.
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Q: How many Accountants
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: What sort of answer did you have in mind
?
A: None-just assume it's changed.
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Did you hear
about the witch who did a four
year course in ugliness?
She finished it in two.
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What is 6 inches long.....Has a big head....Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
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