Music jokes

|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 4 sectors bad, 3
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Q: What happens if you sing country music

backwards?
A: You get your job and your wife back.
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Q: What's the difference between getting a

divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get
rid of the whole prick!
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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.He opened his newspaper and began reading.
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A man is in a bar having a

drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks
up
the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off
again. This
time he picks the guy up and asks, ''Where do you
live?''

Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts
him in the
back seat, and drives him home.
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The Geography of a Woman--------------------- ---Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
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Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are. The first guy says "I'll find out" and putshis arm out the plane, then brings it back in and says"We're just over Paris""How do you know" ask the others"Well I've just felt the top of the Eiffel tower.
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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat
down
the street?
Five after one.
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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what?s the problem?"The mother says, "It?s my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings,she?s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.
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This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple of weeks later he was talking to one of his old buddies about it."Gee, it must have really hurt when they shot all that silicon into your chest to make your breasts.""Not really, I hardly felt it.
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