Music jokes

We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary."Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.
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Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already have boyfriends!
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A few moments after the daughter announced

her engagement, her Father
asked, "Does this fellow have any money
?"

The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! You men are
all
alike."
sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he
asked me about
you."
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How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.6.
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A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."
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What do you get if you cross a computer

with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite.
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College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking about going to college. (That is, of course, a lie. The only things you young persons think seriously about are loud music and sex. Trust me: these are closely related to college.
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Q: What word begins with the letter "F"
and ends
in "UCK"?
A: FIRETRUCK.
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Why do you never see zebras or
antelopes at Victoria
Station ?
Because it's a 'mane-lion' station
!
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