Music jokes

How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual position is "next door"
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A market researcher called at a house and his

knock
was answered by a young woman with three small
children
running around her. He asked her if she minded
replying to his
questions and she agreed.
He asked her if she knew his
company,Cheeseborough-Pond s.
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Professor:
A wise man doubts everything.


Only a pin-head is positive.

Student: Are you sure of
that, sir?

Professor: Positive.
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Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney. So boring, his dreams have Muzak. So dim, his psychic carries a flashlight. So dumb, blondes tell jokes about him. So dumb, he faxes face up. So dumb, his dog teaches him tricks. So far gone, hard drugs push him closer to normal.
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OUESTION: What is cosmetics?
ANSWER:
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading
between the
lines.
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Two newfies walked into a pet

store. The first says "I want four budgies."
Salesman-certainly sir,
would you like two male and two female or
all male or all female?

Newfie-I don't care. I just want 4 budgies!
Salesman-certainly
sir, what color would you like? We have yellow,
blue, gr...
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Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN

AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE?
A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A
DWARF?
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Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served.One of the passengers, upset because he was awakened, growled, "Whoturned on the fucking lights!""Oh, no sir," the nearest flight attendant replied. "Those are the breakfast lights. You slept through the 'fucking lights.
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Modern Haircuts
by Sean Head
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|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: 'Too wet to woo'!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?A: Birds of prey!Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?A: Tweetie Pie!Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?A: Jail-birds!Q: How do you get a
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