Nationalities

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants.
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey
in a remote place. A man saw
him and asked: why are you beating the
poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah,
is it a member of your family?
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An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns black. He runs to a doctor and asks, "Doctor, is this some weird venereal disease?""Worse," says the doctor. "It's frostbite!"
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In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a

32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food

fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began
throwing
sweet potatoes at each other.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all
stuck
on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the
nearest
inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The
redhead
makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The
brunette
makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any
farther and drowns.
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|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
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Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil:
4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!
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Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken? Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.
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What happened when the
barman died?
The police held an inn-quest
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"Why do rednecks act like
such
morons?'' "Who says they're acting?"
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