never forget a face

Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wrong with me? Doctor: You have far too much free time!
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A famous art collector is walking through the
city
when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the
doorway of
a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that
the saucer is
extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually
into the store and
offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?""Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said.
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What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
The
newly web game !
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A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern

Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake
well known
for its fishing

The game warden asked the man, "Do
you have a license to catch those
fish?"

The man replied to
the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!"
the warden replied.
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28
days
?
Pupil: All of them !
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What world athletic sporting event is held every
four
years?
The Olympigs!
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"Flight 1234, for noise
abatement turn
right 45 degrees.."
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise
can we make up
here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707
makes when it hits a
727?"
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What can a whole apple do that half an apple

can't do?
It can look round.
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Are you in
the top half of your class
?
No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !
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