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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He
called a
plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did
mysterious plumber-type
things for a while, and handed the doctor a
bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even
make that
much as a doctor!.
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What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
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Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for

four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his

bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep.

Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day
he stops
seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something
different.
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Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the

House
Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a
car
together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and
whirls them up into the
air and tosses them thousands
of yards away. They all fall into a
daze.
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The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") ageneral lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but notlimited to, a mouse.A variety of foot apparel, e.g. stocking, socks, etc.
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What insect can be spelled with just one
letter?
Bee.
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Fred came home from his first day at school.
"Nothing exciting
happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher
didn't know how to spell
cat so I told her"
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Almond
!
Almond who ?
Almond the side of the law ! Kn
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|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" "Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied. "What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?" "Throw out another anchor, sir.
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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous
snake ?
Someone else's !
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