Newfoundland and Nova Scotia

Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left it.
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|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.
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There was an
Irishman, an Englishman and
Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a
carriage in a train going
through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a
tunnel and as it
was an old style train there were no lights in the
carriages and it
went completely dark.
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|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year.
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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony
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An eighty year old couple decide to
try for
a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce
a
sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple return and the

bottle is empty. "What's the problem?" asks the doctor. "Well,"

says the old man, "First I tried it with my right hand, then my left.
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Mother: Does your teacher like you ?
Son:
Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper
!
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Take the test...NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess ready yet? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? GET YOUR MIND OUR OF THE GUTTER! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? They shake hands!
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Which dog can tell time?
A watchdog.
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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state

capital?
Albunny, New York!
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