Now thats lazy!

'Father
Christmas has two reindeer. He
calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I
bet you can't tell me
why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because
tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
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A little girl spoke to her teacher about
whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a
human because even though it is a very large mammal,
its throat is very
small.

The little girl said, "But how can
that be? Jonah was swallowed by a
whale.
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How that we are engaged I hope you'll give

me a ring.
Of course. What's your phone number ?
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How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
Send
your name, address and blood group.
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How do you
turn a Fox into a Pit
Bull?

Marry her !
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Doctor: Did you take the patient's
temperature?

Nurse: No. Is it missing?
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Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly.
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The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, "Free bus to the hotel Astor!" On the way to the station on his first trip her kept repeating to himself, "Free bus to the hotel Astor, Free bus to the hotel Astor," until he memorized it letter perfect.
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|The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?""Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
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Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sent by Chris
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