Ode to cranky men
|
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall. I noticed in that windowA cranky-faced old man,And why he looked so crankyI didn't understand. Just why he looked at ME that wayWas more than I could seeUntil I came to realizeThat cranky man was ME!
|
Rate Joke
Rating: 0.00/10 (0 votes)
Add Comment
Featured Jokes
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments
I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on
the internet...
Yes - and it's a mammoth task!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
the internet...
Yes - and it's a mammoth task!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes,
the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
Yes,
the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
How does a vampire get through life with
only one fang?
He has to grin and bare it.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
only one fang?
He has to grin and bare it.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were
discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think
much of
the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was
great!"
enthused Don. "Well, I didn't," said Geoff. "He kept
throwing those
knives at that soppy girl but he didn't hit her
once."
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think
much of
the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was
great!"
enthused Don. "Well, I didn't," said Geoff. "He kept
throwing those
knives at that soppy girl but he didn't hit her
once."
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual.Doctor: Please, take off your clothes and I'll have you examined.Doctor (shouting): What a giant pussy!! What a giant pussy!!Woman (angry): Did you have to say it twice?!?Doctor: I didn't! I didn't!
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife,
your eggs, or your meat; but
you just can't beat a blow job.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife,
your eggs, or your meat; but
you just can't beat a blow job.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments
Common Menu
Joke Categories
Language
-
Jokes Search »
Browse Jokes »
Ode to cranky men
All times are GMT. The time now is 22:27.