On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...

A woman
went to the doctor and complained
that she was suffering from I knee
pains. "Do you indulge in any
activity that puts a lot of pressure on
your knees?" asked the doctor.
"Every night, my husband and I have sex
on the floor doggy style."
"I see," said the doctor.
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TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating specialdomains, including ".luna" and ".moon," for Web sites based on the moon. He wasn't kidding:And one of our "Ten laws the Net needs" involves a special ".xxx" domain for pornographic sites.
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Doctor, Doctor I
feel like an
apple.
We must get to the core of this!
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A true story, according to the LA
Times.....

Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is

your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"

Wilkins replied,
"I don't know and I don't care!"
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In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by. He completed the job for her,and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, "There, littlelady, that's done!" "Quiet," she ordered him. "You'll wakeup my husband. He's taking a nap in the back seat."
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew a light bulb!
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Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering, they are told that they must present something with a flavor in order to get in.The first man searches his pocket, and finds some pine needles from the family's Christmas tree. He is allowed entry to Heaven.
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Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift!
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A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic."
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Camper:
There's a leak over my
bunk!
Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want

one.
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