One day Clinton goes to the bathroom...

One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around hispenis. So the next day he goes to his physician and the doctorsays, "I cant figure out what it is. So I'll give you some medicine, and if it doesn't work, come back. Ill give yousomething else." So clinton takes the perscription and takes the pills as directed and comes back in 2 weeks. The physician then hands him a different prescription and he comes back in3 weeks this time. Then, instead of giving him a prescriptionhe gives him a small tube-like capsule. The doctor says,"Rub this around the offending circle and come back tomorrow. Clinton returns the next day and starts shouting, "Wow! That stuff wasterriffic doc! What was thast concoction? It worked great!"The docter then calmly replied; Lipstick remover. Sent by Bradley