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1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.2. Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"3. Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!" Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"4.
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Why does Father Christmas like to work in
the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
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Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
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Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A:
So they can think with an open mind.
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Did you hear about the horse that has made a

dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
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|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it.
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|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about parachutes, but as the earth rapidly approaches, he realizes his options are limited; he takes off the parachute and tries to fix it himself on the way down.
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As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force. Under CRAP, older soldiers will go on early retirement, thus permitting the retention of lower paid soldiers who represent the Army's future.A program to phase out older soldiers via retirement by the end of the current fiscal year will be placed in effect.
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
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