One more thing like that

A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.
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Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book

mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
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There was a dance teacher who talked of a very

old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her

class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then
side-step
side-step and turn around."
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|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named "T-Square", and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog was better.
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A man walks into a shoe store... ...and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk. "Well ... they feel a bit tight." replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and themans feet. "Try pulling the tongue out." offers the clerk. Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says.
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Shortly after the birth
of their second
child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a
new dress. He
endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints
about which
figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she emerged from the

dressing room, having tried on the last selection, she asked for her

husband's opinion.
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It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here? "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my' gator.
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|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. "What made you join the Army?" asked one. "Well, I read one of the posters that said: Join the Army and see the world! And I been doin' it - a shovelful at a time."
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One day there was a tortoise walking on

the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the

tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to
him so he
challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly
accepted his
challenge.
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