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Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat."What is heat?" Mom said go ask your Dad, he is outside working oncar.Angela goes outside and ask her Dad if she can take missy for awalk, her Mom had said no, that missy was in heat. "What is heatDad"?Go get the leash and bring her here.
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Confucius Say...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.Better to be pissed off than pissed on.He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said.
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At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries.The wife of Tony Blair says in England peoplecall it a gentleman, because it stands up whenwomen are entering.
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Two
confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their
conversation drifted
from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook
once," said the first,
"but I could never do anything with
it."

"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.

"You said
it. Every one of the recipes began the same way -
'Take a clean
dish and....'"
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What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions." Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just hadda buy one.
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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road
surfing
the Net?
The www.izard of Oz.
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Love 'em or hate 'em, it's Pun time. Puns, or "groaners" like some folks like to call them are fun. Try 'em on your friends and relatives, but keep a straight face when you tell them and be preapared for GROANS... then you'll see why they are called so... enjoy and pass 'em on!Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because

there's no point in it.
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Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?A: He's the one with a duck.
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