Orange and Banana

Retired colonel, talking of the good old days:

Have you ever hunted bear?
His grandson's teacher: No, but
I've been fishing in shorts.
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Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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People who love
sausage and respect the law
should never watch either being made.
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you've only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all
the grass !
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A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse stumbles and jostles the man's wife.
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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr.
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Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger
?
No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken

!
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NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some individuals have beenusing foul language during the execution of their duties. Due tocomplaints from managers who are more easily offended, this type oflanguage will no longer be tolerated.
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|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down
the road
drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger,
Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police
roadblock!!
We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
beers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said.
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