Our bright childhood...

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through.
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Yo mama's so fat, when
she was in school
she
sat next to everybody!
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Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
WHERE A
TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
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Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, "Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?" The other replies, "Yeah. You'd move fast too if you had three assholes and they were all on fire!"
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First cave man to 2nd cave
man: "I don't
care what you say. We never had such unusual weather
before they
started using bows and arrows."
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Why are bats blind?
Well, your eyesight
wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all
day would it?
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The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."The priest chuckles and says, "That's not so serious.
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What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!
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What do you call a girl with a frog in her

hair ?
Lily !
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