Pig jokes

Did you hear
about the fire in the rednecks
library? Both the books got burned, and one
hadn't even been
coloured in yet.
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By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number..A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast..A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a rest Tontoplaced his ear to the ground and listened. "Buffalo come," remarked Tonto. "How can you tell, Tonto?" asked the Lone Ranger. "Face sticky."
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What do you call a sleeping
bull?
A
bull-dozer.
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A man
walked into a gift shop that sold
religious items. Near
the cash register he saw a display of caps
with "WWJD"
printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the
letters
could mean, but couldn't figure it out, so he asked the
clerk.
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Why do
hunters make the best lovers?

Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat

what they shoot.
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A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?She thought and answered.."is it on or off?"
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|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St.
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The Insomniac by Eliza Wake
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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery

store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food
instead
of the cash out of the till?
Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a
proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to
pay for everything I eat.
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