Pig jokes

What did the sardine call the
submarine ?

A can of people !
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There was once a Scotsman and an
Englishman
who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and

each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's

eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked outside and saw that the hen
had laid an egg in the
Englishman's garden.
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Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To
snowballs.
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Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"
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Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, "If you were a musician, who would you be?".Chuck Norris said, "I would be Motzart." Jean Claud VanDam said, "I would be Bethoven." Arnold said, "I'll be Bach!"
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A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
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|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.
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|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
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A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, too."The shrink thought for a moment and said...
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A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out!"The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.
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