Pig jokes

Confucious say......woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam....man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts....man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off....boy who lay girl on hill, not on level....man who lose key to girlfriend apartment, get no new-key!...he who finger girl during period, get caught red-handed....
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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his

hoof?
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
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|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
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|An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or pronunciation. It goes to the heart of the less-assertive Canadian character. The United States was born when Americans revolted against King George III and asserted their independence.
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Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest

invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50
per
cent aspirin.
Igor: But what's it for?
Dr Frankenstein:
For monsters with splitting headaches.
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A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender. The bartender walks up, hands the duck a menu, waits a while, and comes back to take his order. "What'll it be?" the bartender says.The duck says, "I think I'll have the grapes." "Well, I'm sorry sir, but this is a bar, we don't serve grapes here.
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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !
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A man climbed over a fence into a
field to pick
some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer. Is that bull
safe?
Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!
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Deep
within a forest a little
turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of
effort he reached the top,
jumped into the air waving his front legs and
crashed to the
ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree
again, jumped, and
fell to the ground.
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Q: How many editors does it take to

change a light bulb?
A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to
change everything.
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