Polack With Razor
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The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old. Could you please changethe subject?We did.Shortly thereafter.....my friend had to to to the bathroom and theburly Polack got up and followed him into the bathroom.They were in there for QUITE A WHILE and when they FINALLY came out,I asked my friend what "What happened in there?"He said "Well, you saw him follow me into the can.......Well hepulled a RAZOR ON ME!Really scared the hell out of me! And boy oh boy would I have everbeen in a pickle if he had fould a place to PLUG IT IN!
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