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Two robbers were
robbing a hotel. The first
one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But
we're on the 13th floor!"
The first one screamed back, "This is no
time to be
superstitious."
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Two elderly Southern women are
sitting on
the veranda sipping lemonade and
reminiscing about old times.
One
says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?"
The other
replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I
screwed!"
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sitting on
the veranda sipping lemonade and
reminiscing about old times.
One
says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?"
The other
replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I
screwed!"
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Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
in a light
bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to
hand out leaflets.
A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to
realize that the old one has
burnt out.
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in a light
bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to
hand out leaflets.
A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to
realize that the old one has
burnt out.
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A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bunny
!
Bunny who ?
Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now !kn
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Who's there !
Bunny
!
Bunny who ?
Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now !kn
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Pardon me for a moment,
please," said the
dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this
work I must have
my drill."
"Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably.
"Can't you
pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"
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please," said the
dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this
work I must have
my drill."
"Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably.
"Can't you
pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"
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A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."The doctor examines her, and then says, "You need an operation."She asks, "On my vagina?"He says, "No. On your nose!"
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