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A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and
the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did
stop.
After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that
he
didn't stop, he just slowed down a little.
The gentleman
said 'Stop or slow down, what's the difference?'.
The cop
pulled the guy out of the car and hit him with a nightstick for
about
a minute and then said, 'Would you like for me to stop or just
slow down?'
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