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One evening this
Columbia Yuppie was
stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a
breath test by the
Howard County Police.
"Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently
as the Desk Sergeant slowly
read the print out and entered the
information in the arrest record.
"Disappointing to say the least,"
the Sergeant replied. "Chateau
Duvalier... 1962... rather thin...
not aged well at all."
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