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Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the
state highway in
Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the
ticket, one Ranger
turned to the other and said, "How do you spell
Waxahachie?"
The other one replied, "I don't know."
So
the first one said, "Well what are we gong to do? If we spell it
wrong it will get dismissed."
The second Ranger said, "Why don't
we just let him go and stop him
again when he gets to Waco?"
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