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Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
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Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They're both stuck up cunts!!
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What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?It's butt!
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo
Eyes!
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What kind of dog is the smartest?
A great
brain!
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What dance do hippies hate?
A square
dance.
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Why was the horseman fired from his job of

saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!
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A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink. "A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much.""Ah, but doctor," the patient replied. "It's a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse.""Ahhh!" exclaimed the doc.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus

?
A cow that can milk itself !
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A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off his secretary."
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