Polish Medical Dictionary

The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body - against everyone Artery - study of paintings Bandages - The Rolling Stones Bacteria - what to do when treatment fails Botulism - tendency to make mistakes Bowel - letters lik A E I O or U Caesarean Section - a district in Rome Cardiology - advanced study of poker playing Cat Scan - searching for ones lost kitty Cauterize - made eye contact with her Colic - sheep dog Coma - punctuation mark Congenital - friendly Cortisone - the local courthouse D & C - where Washington is Dilate - to live long Enema - not a friend Enteritis - a penchant for burglary ER - the things on your head that you hear with Fester - quicker Fibrillate - to tell lies Genes - blue denim slacks Genital - non-Jewish Hangnail - coat hook Hemorrhoid - a male From outer space Herpes - what women do in the Ladies Room Hormones - what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid ICU - peek-a-boo Impotent - distinguished, well known Inpatient - tired of waiting Labor Pain - hurt at work Medical Staff - a doctor's cane Minor Operation - coal digging Morbid - a higher bid Nitrate - cheaper than the Day Rate Node - was aware of Organ transplant - what you do to your piana when you move Organic - organ repairman Outpatient - a person who has fainted Paralyze - two far-fetched stories Pathological - a reasonable way to go Pharmacist - person who makes a living dealing in agriculture Plaster cast - the drunk roadies backstage at a rock concert Post-Operative - a letter carrier Protein - in favor of young people Recovery Room - place to upholster furniture Rectum - what happened to the Corvette Red blood count - Dracula Rheumatic - amorous Saline - where you go on your boyfriend's boat Secretion - hiding something Surgery - a reason to get an uninterruptible power supply Sterile solution - not using the elevator during a fire Tablet - a small table Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport Tibia - country in North Africa Triple bypass - better than a quarterback sneak Tumor - an extra pair Urine - opposite of "You're Out" Varicose - nearby Vein - conceited