Political jokes

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse's confidence with some cheese and then took him next door.The mouse repeated his amazing performance by raping a German Sheppard.
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There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The wife, unfortunately, forgot her hearing aides at home...Upon arriving to the cabin that was to be theirs during the trip, they noticed that it had 2 bunk beds. So, as they were retiring for the first nite, the husband says to his wife, "Up, or down?".
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Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair!
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Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking his monkey?A: Beef Stroganoff
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Exclamations: "Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!" "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." Threats: "I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle." "This'll jar your preserves." "Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!" Good Things/Compliments: "Cute as a sack full of puppies.
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A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.He asks the man,"Where did you get such a big lighter?"The man replies,"See that man playing piano over there?He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish."So the guy walks over to the genie and says,"I wish for a million bucks." All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks.
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|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two's hand.
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Excerpts from Readers's Digest. -------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- -- My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
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A Brit, a
Frenchman and a
Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve
frolicking in the
Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit.
"They must be
British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman
disagrees. "They're naked, and so
beautiful. Clearly, they are French.
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|10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you.8. Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly.7. When you log on, your computer says "You've got lawsuits!"6.
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