Political jokes

Q.Why did the blonde get
thrown out of the
M & M factory?
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
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An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month!""Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident," stammered the private.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest

in a group?
Look for gray hares.
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A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor, a great looking man with ruffled hair gets into the elevator. The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good looking this man is. The man gets off the elevator on the 12th floor. The women watch him exit the elevator.
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
tanning
oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
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A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident

- body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces
are
and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on

bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard"
Nope,
doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "Head on boolevard...
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Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on him. He asked if they wanted to come over to his house later. They agreed to come over at after they went home and got ready. Charlie had a friend who worked in a drugstore, so he went to see him.
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What do you get if you cross a spider and an

elephant ?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the
ceiling then run
before it collapses !
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|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
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Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
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