Political jokes

What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
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The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful than a locomotiveIs faster than a speeding bulletWalks on waterGives policy to GodTHE DEPARTMENT HEADLeaps short buildings in a single boundIs more powerful than a switch engineIs just as fast as a speeding bulletTalks with GodPROFESSORLeaps short
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|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
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QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful

figure?
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
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How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is wet and theres white out on the screen!
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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the night"."We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out.
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|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
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The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Discusses policy with GodPRESIDENT: Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on
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Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's!
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Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
any
wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."
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