Political jokes

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they

told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face

replied,


"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been
asking that question
all day, and each time I get a different
answer."
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Q. Where can you dance in California?
A. San
Fran-disco
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Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us -Holland Sentinal, date unknown.
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When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you've reached middle age, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take on new challenges and seek new adventures. You get only one ride on this crazy carousel we call life, and by golly you should make the most of it."This is the voice of Satan.
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An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old man can't believe it. He takes all his little sample jars and goes home.At home, he tells his wife that the doctor wants stool, urine, blood, and semen samples.
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Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang
club.
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|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
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|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: 'Too wet to woo'!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?A: Birds of prey!Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?A: Tweetie Pie!Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?A: Jail-birds!Q: How do you get a
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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog

asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa.
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Three old men are
sitting on the porch of
a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I
got real problems.
I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven
o'clock I get up and
I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They
give me all
kinds of medicine but nothing helps.
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