Protesting

A recruit examines the food served to him

in the batallion dining room.

- Do I have any choice here, he
asks a sergeant.

- Yes, you do. You may eat it or not.
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Steve,
Bob and Jeff are all working on some
very high scaffolding. Suddenly,
Steve falls off and is killed
instantly. After the ambulance leaves with
Steve's body, Bob and Jeff
realise they'll have to inform his wife.
Bob says he's good with
this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers
to do it.
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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker
were captured by
cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad
news is that now
we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We
will put you in a pot,
cook you, eat you and then we're going to
use your skins to build a
canoe. The good news is that you can
choose how to die.
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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?


BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
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It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world...In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amelia
!
Amelia who ?
Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
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My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on
a bicycle.
What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.
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A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this.
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A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the
attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the
blonde,"I'm
sorry. Your ticket isn't for first class. Could you
please move to your
seat." The blonde replied,"Im blonde, I'm
beautiful, and I'm going to
New York.
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